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Rudolph The Radioactive Reindeer

"Now they shall play MY reindeer games"

Created on 2004-12-26 07:34:15 (#5559452), last updated 2006-02-25

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Name:	rudolphreindeer
Birthdate:	12-25
Location:	North Pole, Neutral Zone
Website:	www.madreindeer.com

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My name is Rudolph. I've really had a new perspective on life since I crashed into a nuclear reactor late one Christmas evening while that fat bastard Santa was driving his precious little sleigh. That little bitch. Since then, I discovered that not only was it fun to set fire to Santa, his Christmas presents, his reindeer and his elves, but that murder and torture of random individuals is far more entertaining than delivering Christmas presents. Life is good. I really hate that buttwipe Annihilator Bart, though. What kind of ass-monkey thinks it's okay to gun down hunters left and right, but then gets mad at me for nuking boy band members? One day I will destroy him and his moron slug friend. And then I'll get to get it on with Paris Hilton. Just like I always dreamed. Because really, when I'm not commiting mass murder, I'm just a little deer who wants to be loved. Is that wrong?

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