rudolphreindeer (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rudolphreindeer) wrote,@ 2005-03-01 18:02:00 |
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"Bambi" sucks
Umm ... Am I the only one around here who thinks that "Bambi" completely sucks nuts?
Come on, people! The first 45 minutes are just Bambi acting like a complete wuss, running around with a frickin' rabbit and a skunk who are flower-sniffing retards with lame-ass songs. You know, Bambi's a hell of a lot bigger than them -- so why he doesn't just bitch-slap them both and tell them to go orally pleasure a polar bear is beyond me. Oh, wait -- yeah. It's because he's a DAMN PUSSY.
And then his mom gets shot. Well, boo hoo hoo. Life is tough, motherfucker. At least then he grows up and gets it on with this hot deer chick, which is all good -- but did they have to set it to that girly-man music? Get some porno music going, dude. It'd be truer to the moment. And "twitterpated?" What kind of lame-ass safe-for-the-little tykes word is that? Come on. Let's introduce the kids to some real-life lessons. He's HORNY, kiddies!
Finally we reach the big ending, when all the animals are running from the flames. So let me get this straight -- hunters burn everything down, and all these little pansies can do is run away. Gosh, did they cry themselves to sleep that night, too? I've set fire to plenty of forests in my day, and the cops always chase my ass. And if somebody set fire to MY forest, you can bet that their asses would be stuffed with pointy radioactive deeer antlers within seconds. DAMN, Bambi blows! No wonder it's Bart favorite prissy-boy little movie. Fuck Bambi. Fuck him in his lame polka-dotted ass. And fuck Disney too. I'm gonna go watch my "Dawn Of The Dead" DVD.
Umm ... Am I the only one around here who thinks that "Bambi" completely sucks nuts?
Come on, people! The first 45 minutes are just Bambi acting like a complete wuss, running around with a frickin' rabbit and a skunk who are flower-sniffing retards with lame-ass songs. You know, Bambi's a hell of a lot bigger than them -- so why he doesn't just bitch-slap them both and tell them to go orally pleasure a polar bear is beyond me. Oh, wait -- yeah. It's because he's a DAMN PUSSY.
And then his mom gets shot. Well, boo hoo hoo. Life is tough, motherfucker. At least then he grows up and gets it on with this hot deer chick, which is all good -- but did they have to set it to that girly-man music? Get some porno music going, dude. It'd be truer to the moment. And "twitterpated?" What kind of lame-ass safe-for-the-little tykes word is that? Come on. Let's introduce the kids to some real-life lessons. He's HORNY, kiddies!
Finally we reach the big ending, when all the animals are running from the flames. So let me get this straight -- hunters burn everything down, and all these little pansies can do is run away. Gosh, did they cry themselves to sleep that night, too? I've set fire to plenty of forests in my day, and the cops always chase my ass. And if somebody set fire to MY forest, you can bet that their asses would be stuffed with pointy radioactive deeer antlers within seconds. DAMN, Bambi blows! No wonder it's Bart favorite prissy-boy little movie. Fuck Bambi. Fuck him in his lame polka-dotted ass. And fuck Disney too. I'm gonna go watch my "Dawn Of The Dead" DVD.
